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2326Y00F07garmann23Y00J1Y00C2NOld Mutten On Young Boy
1619Y00F05roman16Y00C6NRigby & Mule
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1601NMe and Grandad had a little lamb,
1601NA lowly beast, unlike a ram,
1601NHis feet tied tightly,
1601NHis fur so spritely, White and fluffy and ready twice nightly,
1601NSecured hoofs and cold water to nurish the beast,
1601NIt's time this little lamb was fleeced,
1601NI latched the door,
1601N
1601NI asume it's tea,
1601Ntuck in,
1601NAs I brandish a rolling pin,
1601N"Let's go eating lamb, grandad",
1601NI say as the lamb flinches a tad,
1601NThe old man settles ready and able,
1601NTreating our lamb's legs like a table,
1601NHe drops his usual iced bun click-click,
1601NAnd then the lamb drops a `brick`,
1601NThe old boy chokes on his mouthful,
1601NBrandishing the lambs knees he starts to pull,
1601NI almost wish I'd never come,
1601NBecause now I've ruined Grandpa's current bun,
1601NYum yum.
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